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10 Reasons To Skip A Shower
My alarm is always set for 7:00am in the morning. Most days of the week I don’t have to be to work until 9:00am (and I only live 15 minutes away), so this affords me a little of an hour to wake up and...
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Have You Ever… While House Sitting?!
It’s been a rough week for me so far. Sure it’s only Wednesday, but in addition to long hours at the office (including some incredibly long hours learning a super-boring new newspaper classified layout...
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Have You Ever… Gone Green?!
These days, more and more people are becoming concerned with how they impact our planet. Every day, more and more people are taking greater strides towards going green. How green are you? We’re...
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Spring’s Favorite Things
Oprah has her favorite things. Bossy has hers. Craig even had a few back in 2007. Actually, I guess we all kind of have them. They’re called Favorite Things. So today, I present you with Spring’s...
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What Were They Thinking?!
What were Mikey and Jeopardy! Champion Ty Cone thinking?! Leave your thoughts in the comments! Submit your potential What Were They Thinking?! photos to: cockyandrudedotcom@gmail.com
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Montreal Vacation: Part 1
Last week, Mr. Sombrero and I traveled to the great country of Canada! We had a great time in Montreal, hanging out with Tam & The Kid, seeing all of the sights, taking a day trip to Quebec City,...
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Science is Awesome!
After surviving days without power, I found a small pool of water where my ice cubes used to be. Fearing a future warm beverage, I filled all 6 of my ice cube trays. 24 hours later, I opened the...
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Spring’s FINAL Piss Puddle Game!
It’s been quite a while since my last Piss Puddle game … and there’s actually a reason. A month or so ago, Adam and I were shopping at our local fancy pet boutique (Walmart) and we decided that it was...
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Urinalysis
Not too long ago, Mikey linked me to an amusing chart that’s been circulating the net. Behold, the Boy Scouts of America’s Urine Color Chart: Normally I avoid all things BSA (because, well, I’m not...
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Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 7
Our fifth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate six weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3! Last week we took a look at a...
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DON’T TRUST THE B—- IN APARTMENT FRIDAY FIVE!
It’s Friday … and that can only mean one thing. It’s time for the Friday Five, MOTHAFUDGERS! First up this week is the breaking news that a company called Applied Clean Tech has developed a system that...
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My week.
Monday Harry had hockey, so Cooper and I watched The Muppets. My favorite muppet is Floyd. He’s so cool and laid back – the opposite of me! Cooper’s favorite muppet was the little girl giving Walter...
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Commenter Cocktails!
Tomorrow is National Martini Day! Because the “M.” in Michelle M. sometimes stands for Mixologist, I created the following cocktails in honor of my favorite bloggers/commenters. Please drink...
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It’s Your Friday Five!
Once again I tossed C&R’s Friday Five out to the C&Rmy, and here’s what threw back. It’s your Friday Five! Booze Cruise! The fourth annual family booze cruise is tonight! And since my family...
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Biggest C&R Loser 2013
Happy Valentine’s Day! Welcome to the 7th week of Biggest C&R Loser 2013! This year we’ll be keeping all of the results and placings secret until the end of the contest. We’ll also be pooling our...
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Biggest C&R Loser 2013
Welcome to the 9th week of Biggest C&R Loser 2013! This year we’ll be keeping all of the results and placings secret until the end of the contest. We’ll also be pooling our cash to award the 2013...
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